Install a bladder and a pair of SHORTS
so he can wet himself.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 12
When I first met Howard, he'd pull
his scrotum out of his SHORTS and say:
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 19
And who is that Japanese feline
I see frolicking on your SHORTS?
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 14
Taking SHORTS off.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 2
And I'm wearing cargo SHORTS
under my pants.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 14