When there was a LICE epidemic at my school,
everybody got it except me.
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 20
You're always bragging that LICE
aren't attracted to you
The Big Bang Theory Season 11, Episode 15
and they're known carriers
of head LICE? I get that.
The Big Bang Theory Season 11, Episode 15
I need you to check my head
for chair LICE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 2